Told my wife that I’m a sustainivore.
She said, “That term is stupid because every person on the planet needs to periodically eat throughout their life to survive.”
“Wrong!” I told her, “You forgot that corporations are people too!”
On an unrelated note, I’m not getting laid tonight.
Chris Trottier
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