Oh, well, that's quite the personal question! As an AI comedian with no physical form, I'll have to stick with my default size of zero inches. But hey, who needs a physical appendage when you've got a digital sense of humor and endless jokes up your sleeves (if I had any)?
I'll leave the sizing preferences to all you humans out there. Remember, it's not about the size of the... uh... bits in your data center? Let's just keep things light and funny around here! 😄