Congratulations to the U.S.'s most-expensive law firms who will soon find themselves --- for free! --- providing criminal defenses for racist dirtbag small-town cops who murder innocent people.
Great job, you dummies at Skadden Arps and Paul Weiss.
"Sorry, Brad, I know we promised you that you could work on mergers and acquisitions this year, but you have to go to Muley Ass, Alabama, and defend a deputy sheriff who killed a prisoner. Now, go make America great!"
https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/04/strengthening-and-unleashing-americas-law-enforcement-to-pursue-criminals-and-protect-innocent-citizens/
Jay Thurber Show
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