So this weekend I was at an Irish dance performance down town because I leave the house and interact with people IRL instead of using dating apps. Luckily I have an adorable puppy who "dances" with me and we got much attention.
Princess Aurora is a heck of a wing woman because there was exactly one attractive man who was not obviously with someone else. He was the one person in the crowd who had not proactively pet her so she would not leave until she got his attention. I thought I scored a chance with somebody's hot uncle.
I took the opportunity to invite him out for a drink. Mind you the streets here are closed on the weekend so literally I meant like, let's go 10 feet over where we can sit and they bring us cider. I didn't think it was a big deal. He seemed excited and said he couldn't but wanted my number.
He texted me that night apologizing because he was just too nervous. Ok, no worries! If you want something lower stakes I'm hosting a meetup next week you can get to know me not one-on-one.
No response until today when I got a five paragraph essay first thing this morning rejecting me because I'm too joyous? 🙃 Apparently me and Aurora were so happy that it was *almost* contagious and he could never reciprocate. The mans gave me a Hozier style rejection dang, just dang. Ya girl can't win 🤣
https://youtu.be/uAvqJn1D1jM?si=UvFm50rXjFu--jxU
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