Signals that your websites are slop:
- weird gradients all over
- background circle gradients
- slop images
- good slop images that are still slop
- images with text over them (nano banana)
- generic tailwind css (ChatGPT 5.5)
- all caps titles - spaced out (ChatGPT 5.5)
- lucid icon set
- white borders on dark mode
- super verbose tried to explain everything
- a label for labels for labels
- no images all text
- generic 3 / 6 card feature sections
- too many colors
- emojis all over the damn place
- color gradient borders all over the place
- particles effects
- cross grid background pattern
- same shadcn ui look with Geist font or Geist mono. This is the new tailwind trend.
- overuse of shadows
- a small heading over the large heading in every section
- no motion or interaction of any kind just the same generic scroll
- inconsistency in color usage from section to section
Did I miss anything?
karnage / Karnage
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