Oof. Got the runs from a perfectly ordinary cheeseburger.
Luckily I was only a few feet away from the apartment door when it struck. If I'd been only a minute or two later to get home, that would've ended much worse.
Note to self: eat more yogurt. Those bacteria are not optional!
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