Just text my wife who's downstairs to tell her she's left her phone playing some video in the bedroom
Edit - I don't know why everyone is reading this as she was having a wank. It was Instagram. I just thought it was funny that I text her to the phone that was in front of me when she was downstairs without her phone, to tell her she'd left her phone playing Instagram upstairs. When she was downstairs. As far as I know she was not wanking. She might have been I suppose? But it wasn't my first thought. I just saw her phone was playing Instagram videos and wondered if she'd realised she'd left it playing. I didn't look to see what the videos were. Could have been sexy videos. But I assume I would have noticed. I'll be honest - if your first thought when hearing the word 'video' is 'wank' that seems like that might be a you issue. X
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