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2026-04-02 01:40:58 UTC

AnarchoNinaWrites on Nostr: *shrugs* Forest Gump plays football at Alabama for Bear Bryant, willingly fights the ...

*shrugs*

Forest Gump plays football at Alabama for Bear Bryant, willingly fights the Vietnam War, starts a WILDLY successful shrimp trawling corporation, immediately represents his country in a Ping Pong matchup that symbolizes the actual cold war, and shows up both John Lennon and Abbie Hoffman as facile intellects despite being developmentally challenged. He survives rich, loved, and living with his son.

Shall I contrast that with Jenny's experiences? Or you get the drift yet?