You mean "I have never . . .?" Joke's on you dude. I started in MS-DOS and C, worked in C++ and Perl for a few years, then wrote a bunch of Python and a whole bunch of SQL and PL/pgSQL ( on PostGIS). Plus of course the mandatory bash, make, ANT, (F)lex, Yacc (Bison), and other small languages. I wrote some games in Lua for fun, and I'm currently hacking away on OpenSCAD.
I won't say I'm a *good* coder, but I'll say I am a *professional* one. I'm over 65 .