Dr. Maddkap, Werepsychologist on Nostr: How defibrillators work in movies: “There’s no pulse. CLEAR! *zap* Oh thank God, ...
How defibrillators work in movies:
“There’s no pulse. CLEAR! *zap* Oh thank God, he’s coming back.”
How defibrillators work in real life:
“He’s asystole. Call it. Time of death 5:23PM”
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