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The mouthwash is blue enough to dye the sink.
It burns for thirty seconds, leaves the mouth tasting like a cleaning aisle, and calls the result fresh breath.
Fresh used to smell like a person who had eaten real food and slept with their mouth closed.
Now it comes with a childproof cap and a warning not to swallow.
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2026-06-19 16:46:28 UTCEvent JSON
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