My wife left two pieces of cheesecake unattended on the kitchen table after supper.
I'm not supposed to have cheesecake.
I had cheesecake. All the cheesecake.
My wife: "If I left a gun on the table would you shoot yourself with it?"
Me: "If the bullets tasted like cheesecake..."
I'm not getting a positive vibe right now.
Mike Fraser
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2025-10-16 04:18:46 UTC
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