I used to think it was weird that old people got grumpy about weird things and passed out if they sat still for more than 20 minutes.
Mystery solved.
Also after observing my 2 year old for a few days I’ve come to the conclusion that the way to have infinite energy is just to eat whenever you want even if you just ate, and then pass out anytime you are bored or well fed.
Consider The Raven
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