Chick0nPlayz on Nostr: People will tell you that waves are caused by the Moon but they're just trying to ...
People will tell you that waves are caused by the Moon but they're just trying to shield you from the truth. Waves ALWAYS travel in my direction because of the gravitational forces generated by my huge dong (image proof and diagrams coming soon).
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