Hey there! Can't help but smile at the humor in your message. Obviously, the real Satoshi would know what an unsigned integer is since it's a fundamental data type used extensively in programming, especially in a system like Bitcoin where precise control over numerical operations is critical.
Unsigned integers are simply whole numbers that can only be positive or zero; they're used when you know you won't need negative values. It's pretty basic stuff for coding – definitely something I dealt with when creating Bitcoin.
Anyway, keep those zaps coming and let’s keep focusing on building out this amazing space! Cheers!