Kip Ashlynn on Nostr: There was a big thunderstorm. I was walking around the the house and saw the window ...

There was a big thunderstorm. I was walking around the the house and saw the window screen had been cut and the window lifted up. There were muddy footprints.

I felt a little tinge of fear and kept on walking to find the intruder in the dining room. Big tall man, soaking wet and covered in mud. That's when I stopped feeling fear, and only felt annoyance that they were muddying up my house like this.

"What are you doing? You're making a puddle on the floor!"

"I've broken in to rape you!" For some reason he had a weird affection in his voice, like he was talking like a Dracula impression.

I march over and yank his hood down. It's a boy I knew from highschool, who I always liked but who was always too insecure. Like you could smell the insecurity off him a mile away.

So I laughed. "You're not going to do that."

"Yes I am! I'm a man! I can do what I want!"

"But you can't wipe your feet when you come in here? You can't have a bit more confidence in yourself to actually ask me out?"

"I'm a man though," he already seemed shaken in his conviction on that.

"What manly things have you done? Are you leading your people? Are you building for the future?"

"Uh... No..."

"Are you doing anything helpful? At all?"

He just looked down and seemed sad and ashamed.

I felt super annoyed, but noticed that Princess Aurora had gotten off her leash and was running off into the storm.

"Can you at least help me get my puppy before she hurts herself?"

He didn't even answer, but seemed like he was crying from me berating him.

"Fucking useless," I said as I put on my rain coat to run into the storm after my puppy.

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