inside me there are two wolves
one has 100% of his (few) extroversion stat points in the 'affiliative' column, gently socializes skittish cats, listens to super girly folk pop & trip hop, attends hippy festivals as a sparkly faun in a kilt, and yearns for a utopia of software developed in a non-adversarial manner which allows people to reach their full potential ✨together✨
the other has most of his (very heritable, trust me on this) trait narcissism stat points in the 'antagonism' column, gets his arm shredded by indulging cats' desire to battle, listens to Type O Negative and NIN and Tapping The Vein, can be spotted walking around town in all black with 10 inch lace-up leather boots, and is a classic cigs & covfefe doomer wojak BOFH
...it reminds me of when I asked my dead best friend which of my pastimes defines me best, and he said "being torn apart by your own tidal forces"
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