Mozart: “Do you have it?”
Salieri: “You go too fast!”
M: “Do you have it!!”
S: “Yes…”
M: “Show me…”
S: “🎶 Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun 🎶”
M: <passes out>
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