DirtWood (ICEbreaker) on Nostr: REPUBLICANS: "WE LIED BUT YOU BELIEVED IT! SUCK IT, LITERALLY EVERYONE BUT ME" ...

REPUBLICANS: "WE LIED BUT YOU BELIEVED IT! SUCK IT, LITERALLY EVERYONE BUT ME" *punches Democrats in the arm*

DEMOCRATS: "Ow! How uncouth, you rapscallions! Yet, forsooth, for here in this strongly-worded, taxpayer-funded letter, we have honorably outlined ways in which the rules can be further broken to cut us down, because we know you have honor and would never do that, despite the overwhelming historical evidence that you in fact, will do exactly that"

REPUBLICANS: "TWO FOR FLINCHING, FAGS" *punches Democrats in both arms*

DEMOCRATS: "Ye blackguards! Mine arms are noodly and useless! How will I abuse automailers to beg for money from the peasants with which to craft another strongly-worded letter to the peasants?"

REPUBLICANS: *grabs Democrats arms* "stop hitting yourself hahaha"

ADDENDUM:

DEMOCRATS: "UNTO ME, PEASANTS! Mine appendages are flaccid from the thrashing of my esteemed colleagues, whom I both deeply respect and also share a sort of financial lover's pox from our mutual evil bedfellows! Please, filthy poors, unite behind mine inchoate and denigrating cause!"