Today on The Daily Absurd (Ep. 16):
A visionary CEO dims the lights (for no reason) and unveils the future: the Halo, a four-hundred-dollar ring that tells you how you slept in a way that makes you feel slightly guilty about it.
5 minutes of scripted nonsense. New episode every day.
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