Not arguing at all.
I'm just saying that the concept that "the answer can be both yes and no (simultaneously)" is simply not what's happening -- as per Schödinger's reductio ad absurdum with the cat.
A particle is never in two states at the same time, it's always in whatever state it is. What quantum physics tells us is that the state is probabilistic. So, a particle that can be either ON or OFF, is not ON "and" OFF, but 50% probably ON and 50% probably OFF.