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2025-03-19 20:44:51 UTC

Hank Heathenry God of Hatemaxxing on Nostr: My folks are so irritating 😏 when I get back from all the what have ya my mom says ...

My folks are so irritating 😏 when I get back from all the what have ya my mom says she has some horticulture for me to do. I said ok, what exactly. She needed some little potted pussy willow she bought transplanted into a bigger pot, so I did that. No big deal. Then she wanted me to plant some bags of these flower bulbs in the little strip of dirt along the outside of the patio and when I go out and start getting ready to figure out how I'm gonna do it my mom seems like she's irritated and getting ready to start screaming at me or something(these people never gave me warm and fuzzy feelings ever) and she starts talking and my anxiety and irritation starts creeping up my spine. Then my step dad comes out with his goober ass and starts getting all in my way and I'm thinking "can I just fucking do this!?" Meanwhile I'm crouching down digging little holes in the soil to plunk the bulbs into and my knees which have gotten pretty hammered over the years from all the walking and multiple injuries start in with some pretty intense pain so I stand up to take a breather til the pain stops, and my schadenfreude ass step dad in a mocking voice goes "what's wrong" and I go "my knees" and he starts kinda laughing and mocking me some more like he's genuinely enjoying seeing me suffer. What the fuck is wrong with these people. No wonder my brother cut everyone off