News That Will Drive You To Drink
In Your Guts You Know He’s Nuts. As you may recall, no one RSVP’d yes to his party, And even more guests this afternoon told him to piss up a rope: "Several U.S. allies — including Germany, Spain and Italy — rebuffed Donald Trump’s call on Monday to send warships to escort shipping through the Strait of Hormuz, drawing criticism from the U.S.
http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/03/16/news-that-will-drive-you-to-drink-2437/
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