While checking the paper after whiping my ass at work, I didn't notice a little peace of shit dropping from the paper on my knee. I put my pants back on and got back to my desk. There I started rubbing a strange bump under my jeans. And then the smell hit me. Went back to the toilet to check, and tried to remove the smeared shit from my pants...
I took the rest of the day of, 'personal reasons', tried avoiding colleagues that where wondering what was wrong. I really smelled like shit.
True story.
Nostrdamus / Man₿earPig
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2023-03-01 15:54:59
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