Well...this is a first for me...
Was at Petsmart, and was chatting with a woman who was considering adopting a senior cat (YES!)
All of a sudden she stops and asks
Her: "Are you a teacher?"
Me: "No."
Her: "You talk like a teacher. Your words."
Me: "I'm a food writer."
Her: "That's it. The ADJECTIVES."
Me: You'll have to pry them from my cold, dead hands"
Jasmine Mangalaseril 🧁 /
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2024-08-17 22:36:36
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