I normally just drink my coffee black with a pinch of salt, or with a splash of whiskey. No cream/milk, I am lactose intolerant, Yeah I can take those enzyme pills, but I save those for cheat days with ice cream, or cheese.
Sometimes though I'll use some home made ginger simple syrup, or a spoonful of molasses.
As for the politicians, I'm guessing same reason they are determined to destroy our country, they are either insane, or someone bought them
