I have a bi acquaintance who periodically texts me workout pics. He's unbelievably hot yet his pics are always terrible. Across-the-locker-room mirror pics. Dirty mirror pics. He's always looking at his phone instead of the camera.
I just want to pull him aside and show him how a timer works, how to frame his pictures, and some tips on lighting.
He'd probably then break the internet with his hotness. I think that's a chance I'm willing to take as a public service though.
Casey Peel
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