jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place on Nostr: Afore ye scurvy ridden landlubbers get bilge water on ye brigantine’s cordage, know ...

Afore ye scurvy ridden landlubbers get bilge water on ye brigantine’s cordage, know that this be talk like pirate day. Arrr.
Ye might be wanting to make merry but beware ye don’t contract the gout from the grog or dance the hempen jig and end up in Davey Jones’ locker for all ye troubles.
Ye might be thinking that ye can keep yer scuppers dry an’ avoid the squiffy but the tankards be overflowing t’day and ye could nigh on the sweats afore daybreak if ye take a caulk and don’t tighten yer jib.

(No pirate dictionaries were harmed during the manufacture of this post.)