Preston von Gabbleduck on Nostr: The year is 3042. More than a thousand years after I became an unkillable, immortal ...
The year is 3042. More than a thousand years after I became an unkillable, immortal cyborg, the purpose of my transformation has finally paid off: I have used the last staple from the pack of 5,000 staples I got with my office stapler I purchased in 2024.
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