OF COURSE THERE'S GOTTA BE COWBOYS
YOUR GENERAL MOUNTAIN MEN, COONSKIN CAP TYPES WITH BIG KNIVES
WARRIORS OF CHAOS TYPES IN STEEL FOOTBALL PADS, WITH COWTIPPER HELMET VISORS, WIELDING SPIKED BASEBALL BATS, REAL FIST OF THE NORTH STAR TYPES
THEY LIVE IN PRAIRIE SCHOONERS AND CONESTOGAS OF VARYING SIZES, PULLED BY HYDRAS AND OTHER WARBEASTS
BUT WHERE DELVES ENSLAVE THE HORRIFIC CREATURES, FOR MOUNTAIN MEN THEY'RE BELOVED FAMILY PETS AND THEY GET ALONG FANTASTICALLY
