The main point here is this is very funny. But can any US criminal law types explain why you would find someone not guilty of assault when they’re clearly on camera throwing something at an officer? Is it because a sandwich is too small and soft to be classed as an assault weapon?
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bkmfse64kqf3yjoqdcs65qto/post/3m4ycat73fc22
Alan Beattie
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