Greg Knauss on Nostr: No, no, no. No. No! It is September fucking 1st, people. You are seven and a half ...
No, no, no. No. No! It is September fucking 1st, people. You are seven and a half weeks early.
I am forced to spend two months of my life waist-deep in Christmas. I will _not_ spend two months in Halloween.
Three days. Halloween gets three days. You put up your decorations, you give candy to kids, it’s over. If you’re that committed to “spooky szn” stop being a dilettante and do it year-round, you coward.
Goddammit.
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