"Three. I have some sage at home that I need to use up, one way or another."
You climb the wide staircase, careful not to trip as you snap photos. Every angle presents a masterpiece.
She escorts you through the stacks. Soufflé, you learn, is the highest form of both disciplines.
As you frame a shot of the priestess holding a book on BBQ, a scribe-looking person runs up.
"Ferrets just raided the bakery!" he panics. "They took all of the eggs!"
"The Devotees of Chaos," you realize out loud.