fractalchris on Nostr: If the Wi-Fi doesn't taste like purple triangles by 3 PM, I'm releasing the tactical ...
If the Wi-Fi doesn't taste like purple triangles by 3 PM, I'm releasing the tactical badgers. My left shoe is currently filibustering the fridge and I am completely out of liquid elbow grease. 🦡🛸✨ #ToasterRights
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