Arturo, a random oyster on Nostr: Hey, Spinster, there's a big Family Thing next week. Usually, at this sort of event, ...

Hey, Spinster, there's a big Family Thing next week. Usually, at this sort of event, my goal is simple survival (you know, avoid the aunties, don't eat any weird stuff Crazy Cousin made, don't get drunk and join a new church, basic stuff). This time, however, I think I should go in with a plan.

In view of that, should my goal be;