Charles Zi Britannia on Nostr: Had a neighbor try chewing me out for checking my bees in our pasture. Thought he was ...
Had a neighbor try chewing me out for checking my bees in our pasture. Thought he was just joking for the first minute, nigga was serious. No I'm not gonna start the pasture on fire with a newer tiny 2.0L engine with 2.5" exhaust. I could lick the catalytic converter and not burn my tongue on a 95 degree day. He then proceed to call my dad and try chewing him out too. He didn't realize I'm his son and was backpedaling like crazy. He's been buttering up my dad for years trying to buy the pasture. Even tried ending the conversation saying he would like me to put some beehives on his place. Fucking asshole boomer man..
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