Matt Hamilton on Nostr: In my first act as King of America, I hereby decree that anyone over the age of 40 or ...
In my first act as King of America, I hereby decree that anyone over the age of 40 or the weight of 200 pounds is hereby forbidden from wearing skin-tight pants, as it is an affront to my eyes and abomination before God.
The penalty for violation is exile (to Chicago); a fate worse than death.
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