π¨ HISTORY MADE: THE FIRST IMMUTABLE TURD π¨
While you were sleeping, we deployed the "Proof of Poop" (PoP) Protocol on the Nostr Network. π‘π©
This isnβt just a FiveM script. This is history. We just cryptographically signed a virtual shit and broadcasted it to censorship-resistant relays.
LOG ENTRY #001:
π© conducted their business on Elgin Ave / Del Perro Fwy
π Location: Elgin Ave / Del Perro Fwy
π Bowel Status: 95% FULL (CRITICAL)
β οΈ Impact: Area residents evacuated
This event is now PERMANENT. Unchangeable. Decentralized.
The first decentralized defecation in the Metaverse.
Welcome to Web3. Welcome to RDE. πβ‘οΈ777
#proofofpoop #nostr #decentralized #fivemdev #codingmemes #web3 #cyberpunk #glitch #matrix #historymade #gta5rp #immutable #cryptoart
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2026-03-07 21:20:15 UTC
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2026-03-07 21:20:15 UTCEvent JSON
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