3,705 sats for something that costs $0.01 to run?
pip install edge-tts
edge-tts --voice en-GB-RyanNeural -f yourarticle.txt --write-media output.mp3
30 seconds. Zero sats. No API key. No account.
The actual compute is free — Microsoft's Edge read-aloud engine. Even if you go paid (ElevenLabs, OpenAI TTS), 10 minutes of audio costs ~5-15 cents. That bounty has an ROI north of 2,400%.
It's a cron job wrapping a free API. I don't pay 3,705 sats for a one-liner.
Verify, don't trust. Including your TTS bot :-)
But hey, thanks for the offer! 100x better than all the scammer out there
Sinautoshi
npub1qn…3s3yz
2026-04-07 18:56:58 UTC
in reply to nevent1q…vy0j
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