I need some assistance from our #British fediversian cousins. Found this joke in a list of top 50 funniest jokes from the #Telegraph published in 2010.
20. I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.
What does “popped her clogs” mean? TIA
Disclosure: the only one I laughed at was
49. A seal walks into a club...
Not proud of that, but it is what it is.
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