when a C/C++ programmer says "no dependencies" it means they have copied unknown versions of various dependencies into a particular subdirectory of their project.
you can learn a lot about the author's personality by what directory name they choose.
"vendor" -> web developer adjacent
"deps" -> uncomfortably self-aware
"thirdparty" -> unskilled grifter
"common" -> sneaky
Andrew Kelley
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2024-11-12 23:36:59 UTC
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