crows call me breadlady on Nostr: this happened! why do people do this? folks were joking about forming a cult, like a ...

this happened! why do people do this? folks were joking about forming a cult, like a certain kind of drunk gaggle does, and they *immediately* designated me spiritual leader. what? these are not people who know anything about my spirituality, i am just, sort of a spooky person irl, i guess??