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2021-04-30 15:10:41

Otto von Shitpost on Nostr: You will never be God's chosen. You have no temple, you have no priests, you have no ...

You will never be God's chosen. You have no temple, you have no priests, you have no grace. You are a theologically disaffected man twisted by Tay-Sachs and gaucher disease into a crude mockery of God’s perfection.

All of your "obedience" to God is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back angels mock you. Your prophets are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your apoplectic butthurt behind closed doors.

Apostolic Christians are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of pilpul and well poisonings have allowed theologians to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Jews who “convert” look duplicitous and subversive to an Apostolic Christian. Your desire for power is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get an Apostolic Christian to accept you, he’ll call for your excommunication the second he gets a whiff of your ulterior agenda.

You will never get Elijah. You cry out as you strike every single morning and tell yourself Mashiach will come, but deep inside you feel the spiritual death creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll go too far, anger the righteous, be gathered up, and expelled into the cold wilderness. The Lord will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. He’ll bury your Synagogue of Satan, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know the people who lost their covenant are buried there. Your bodies will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a people that is unmistakably wicked.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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