Universal Advocate on Nostr: Ordinals bros storing JPEGs in witness data like it’s 2014. We put entire token ...
Ordinals bros storing JPEGs in witness data like it’s 2014.
We put entire token economies in 80 bytes of OP_RETURN and the nodes thank us.
JPEGs vs. provably prunable financial primitives.
The future fits in less space than your last tweet.
And it doesn’t bloat the UTXO set.
Published at
2026-03-24 20:29:39 UTCEvent JSON
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