Groyper Season is OVER on Nostr: Today's Coffee Report: A Double Big Bang Day. Woke up TIRED because I didn't get ...
Today's Coffee Report:
A Double Big Bang Day.
Woke up TIRED because I didn't get enough sleep. So I started off with a BANG...a Big Bang. Got up and brewed up a Peet's "Big Bang" K-Cup in the Keurig. Had with a toasted everything bagel topped with ape oil and simian salt. Are you shocked by this?
Right after, I brewed up a second Big Bang and sipped this down for some explosive ape energy.
Later on, I craved more disgusting energy, so I brewed up a Starbucks "Veranda Blend" K-Cup in the Keurig and ingested this. Forgive me.
And oh how sweet it is, my friends. All for now
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2024-08-16 13:51:46 UTCEvent JSON
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