Hater time, and it's monday, perfect.
I tested a bit of Sekiro, and I have to be honest, it really lives up to its tittle as a parryslop, I feel like I should ask for refund for the two hours spent on it and I'll never recover.
Parry in Demon Souls, Dark Souls and Elden Ring is fun and optional, in Bloodborne is peak fun shit and so addictive that you forget it's also optional, but Sekiro ? It's mandatory boring chore, it waste your time by making you do 10x before you can land a fake visceral. Exploring the map and combating mobs is unspiring because you're hardly finding something worth. It's also hard to take serious a shinobi wearing orange, like they really packed their tries to cater for shounen audience here, they should have Wolf also wear a bright safety bandana as well 😁.
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