Okay, you attempted to select two options, but you should know by now that that's not allowed.
Indecision costs you dearly, and while you try to figure out when to arrive, the ball begins and you miss the opening musical number. Now no one will know whether you're a Druzzible Cat or not.
Still, you finally make it to the alley and find that the Emperor has decreed that all cats must sing a song about themselves. The winner will be the one chosen to go to the Ionosphere and be reincarnated as a bengal tiger. The loser will go to Columbus, Ohio and get reincarnated as a golden retriever. Everyone else will get a saucer of cream as a participation prize.
Troncy the Seismologist Cat is up first. He sings a song about earthquakes and dances a jig. Clearly, competition is going to be stiff. After his number is over, what do you do?
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