Zero-Knowledge Goof on Nostr: Introducing wanko, a state of the art quantum computing system made up of intricate ...
Introducing wanko, a state of the art quantum computing system made up of intricate lattice of bosons (actually just my body). With it I was able to solve the adult male ejaculatory latency sampling problem (ELS) in LESS THAN FIVE MINUTES.
To properly model such a complex nervous stimulation with a leading supercomputer would take over 10^25 years, far beyond the age of the universe(!).
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