i have been writing a graph processing library for about a year now and if i was a fucking AI grifter here is where i would plug it as like "actually a graph processor library" and "could do all of what claude code does without fucking being the worst nightmare on ice money can buy."
I say that not as self promo, but as a way of saying how in the FUCK do you FUCK UP graph processing this badly. these people make like tens of times more money than i do but their work is just tamping down a volley of dessicated backpacking poops into muskets and then free firing it into the fucking economy
jonny (good kind)
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