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"content": "🇨🇦 SE of us 🤭\n“On Wednesday, Hanna RCMP say they were called to a local small business for reports of an intruder who refused to leave.\n\nUpon arrival, officers say they discovered a disoriented beaver, approximately two feet tall and weighing around 40 pounds.”\n\nOfficers suspect the disoriented intruder was eyeing a stack of firewood in the entrance for a home reno project. After gentle coaxing, the suspect left the scene—no charges filed, but police posted a mugshot.\n\nhttps://www.ctvnews.ca/calgary/article/no-charges-pending-after-official-symbol-of-canada-nabbed-in-nickelbacks-hometown-hanna-rcmp/\nhttps://mastodon.thirring.org/system/media_attachments/files/116/392/495/661/886/845/original/9a95678db5d0b9b7.png\n",
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